(Source: aterribletumblaer)


internetexorcism:

they give hurricanes pussy names 





darrynek:

some vaginas smell like fish because women are actually sea monsters in disguise sent by poseidon himself

(Source: panerasexual)



dinosaurs-on-wheels:

setfiretothestreetz:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years



instead of storing blood the uterus should just store snacks and like once a month you’ll get a bag of chips or something

(Source: hungarian)



do you ever put on music in your room or whatever and sing along
then you walk out, still singing and come back in and it lines up with the song and you feel like a god

(Source: heavy-metal-barbie)



edgay:

we all pretty much hate this site yet here we all are







st4ndt4ll:

my mom just walked in my kitchen wearing her halloween costume and i literally spit up all my food and almost died.

st4ndt4ll:

my mom just walked in my kitchen wearing her halloween costume and i literally spit up all my food and almost died.